Botox & ChillWhere Luxury Meets Transformation

We exclusively serve clients who subscribe to the most expensive Netflix tier and have a verified high net worth. Our concierge will discreetly verify your financial status before your first appointment. If you have to ask about prices, this might not be the right med spa for you.

Our luxury treatments last significantly longer than standard procedures—approximately as long as it takes to deplete your first trust fund. For more specific timelines, our specialists can provide personalized estimates during your consultation.

Minimal downtime is required, just enough to fly to your private island for a weekend of recovery. Most clients resume their regular champagne brunches and yacht parties within 24-48 hours.

We prefer not to dilute the exclusivity of our experience with payment plans. However, we do accept all major credit cards with no spending limits, cryptocurrency, and direct transfers from offshore accounts.

Absolutely! We offer special group packages for you and your entourage. Our VIP suite can accommodate up to 5 people simultaneously, ensuring you never have to be beautiful alone.

Our treatments are infused with rare ingredients sourced from locations so exclusive they don't appear on maps. Our Botox is mixed with diamond dust, and our fillers contain essence of meteorite. Plus, our practitioners have beautified celebrities so famous we're legally not allowed to name them.

We automatically provide NDAs with all services. Your visit to Botox & Chill is more confidential than your offshore banking arrangements. Our staff undergoes memory-wiping training to forget your face immediately after your treatment.